Yamapi was never nervous. Even though he had to be stark naked in a few minutes, no hint of unease could be seen in his eyes. They were just, blank. And so the floor director thought there might be something wrong there and he tried to ask Yamapi if he was okay but Yamapi simply gave a nod and a curt smile.

They were called out onto the set, the model came with a towel on, surrounded by make-up artists. Yamapi walked in without anything. He went straight to bed set-up. It was decided that they shoot with clothes first, and that was done, it made the model feel less nervous. Yamapi didn’t notice. They were shooting the naked parts this time.

“Yes, please lie down there. You’ll be on top of him,” the editor instructed.

“Okay that’s fine.” The photographer set himself in position, taking a few shots. “Lean closer.”

“ Look at each other.”

“That’s right.”

“Straighten your back. Okay.”

Everything finished quickly. Then Yamapi went straight home.

 “How was the shoot?” Ryo was sitting in their sofa watching tv.

“Hey, Pi!” Jin grinned. He looked amused at having a visitor in the house.

“Hi,” Uchi waved.

It looked like a party.

“What’s up? Why are you all here?” Yamapi asked, confused.

“Obviously,” Ryo said in a drawl, but the excitement, or rather agitation, was obvious in his voice. “We know where you came from and we want details.”

“That’s right!” Jin piped in. He almost pouted though, but quickly turned it into a “mischievous” smile he calls his “Pinky” smile.

“Well, what do you mean by details? You can just wait for the magazine.”

“What the fuck, Pi. Tell us about the girls!” Ryo snapped. Uchi looked at him, and he sort of calmed down. He looked at Yamapi expectantly.

Jin was still altering between his “Pinky” smile and a pout when someone else entered the living room.

“Oh please, Ryo, you’ve seen girls naked before, haven’t you? What are you asking Yamapi for?”

“That’s not what I mean!”

Yamapi still wasn’t sure what was going on. He didn’t understand what Ryo was so excited about, and why Jin looked like he didn’t know how to make his face.

“Well, she’s Caucasian?” Yamapi offered. Jin decided on the pout.

“Is she pretty?” Uchi asked.

“Does she have big boobs?”

Yamapi stared incredulously at Ryo. Jin still hadn’t said anything and Kame rolled his eyes.

“What he means is if her boobs were bigger than yours, Pi. Right, Ryo?”

“Shut up, Kamenashi,” Ryo said, throwing a pillow sideways at Kame without even looking. It almost hit Jin. “Let’s go, Pi. We want spoilers.”

“But I’m not in the mood for it.”

“Ryo is the only one who wants spoilers.”

“I want a different kind of spoiler…”

Jin’s voice was small, but everyone heard it.

“Do I want to be part of this?”

“Yes, Kamenashi, you do.”

“Uchi, untie this one for me.”

“Okay, Ryo.”

“Piii~ go over on this side!”

“Well that’s not really how it looked. The girl was leaning over, like this.”

“Fuck, Jin, you’re crushing me.”

“Oh, sorry. Where’s Uchi?”

“Then the girl went to this side… You can be the girl this time, Kame.”

“I’m not a girl!”

“What’s wrong with you?!”

“He’s embarrassed!”

“Y-you can be the girl instead, Uchi.”

“Like this…?”

“Shit. Yeah.”

“Yamapi, you’re touching-“

“Don’t tell me you touched her too!!”

“No, Jin, of course I didn’t!”

“Then why are you touching Uchi!?”

“I’m touching Uchi.”

“You’re not supposed to be in the photo, Ryo.”

“Do you want me to be in your photo, Kame-chan?”

“Whatever!”

“Then there was another shot when we were on the bed.”

“I want to be Pi!”

“Pi is playing Pi, Jin. You can’t be Pi.”

“Pi can be the girl instead.”

“Yeah, he should be the girl this time. Jin can be Pi.”

“What?”

“Okay so I’m the girl and I’m lying, like this…”

“And Pi- I mean, Jin goes on top?”

“Yeah…”

“Ugh. Shit.”

“What?”

“Don’t-“

“No touching!”

“What the fuck.”

“I’m climbing in too. Let’s go Uchi.”

“There’s already two of them, not enough space.”

“Am I supposed to just stand here??”

“NO.”

“You’ve already started.”

“F-fuck. Y-yeah, so?”

“Just get in here damn it!”

“Ngh, Pi where’s your hand??”

Two days later, Ryo had his photoshoot for Glamorous.

“There wasn’t a female a model?” Yamapi asked.

“Yeah,” Ryo answered in an undertone.

“Can we still have spoilers though?”

*end*